Gabby'z In Wonderland

"Ask me no questions, And I'll tell you no lies."   Eat, read, or embrace a slice of my callipygian wit.

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

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feduptoinfinity:

ilikechildren—fried:

lilbijou:

bolexbabe:

the-goddamazon:

kobetyrant:

so being a pedophile is the new wave?

Report these nasty broads, yo.

what the fuck are they even saying…. he looks waaayy younger than 12…this is so gross 

report this shit

imagine if the genders were reversed no one would tolerate this shit and this post would have a helluva lot more notes

He looks like a 10 year old, the fuck is wrong with these people???

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— 4 hours ago with 2415 notes

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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spookingofskelesackia:

tunte:

whitepeoplehavenoculture:

redscares:

Do white people even have a culture

No. White people have many cultures.

Whitepeoplehavenoculture is not actually a bad blog

nothingimageliterally nothingimagewe all wear turtlenecks and jortsimageman i dont think ive ever heard of white people having history beforeimagejust us boring white people out hereimagecheck out that exotic white breadimage

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http://runningrepublican.tumblr.com/post/98475613972/deans-mistress-obamas-cool-tbh-i-dont-know →

runningrepublican:

deans-mistress:

obama’s cool tbh

I don’t know much about Democrats vs Republicans or any huge politics like that

Well that explains this post.

but like I think obama’s pretty chill like he spoke out for equal pay for women and gay adoption rights so ya

He spoke out for gay…

— 21 hours ago with 32 notes

butmuhgains:

referring to my mutuals’ posts in an argument like

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— 1 day ago with 21 notes