Gabby'z In Wonderland

"Ask me no questions, And I'll tell you no lies."   Eat, read, or embrace a slice of my callipygian wit.

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

image

(via lets-get-the-bastard)

— 19 hours ago with 82306 notes
"In a separate purchase, Yahoo has acquired Magnificent Ruin for 1.5 billion dollars."
— 1 day ago with 97 notes

I just want people to take responsibility for their part in the things happening around them.
You can’t just throw all the blame on the other person and pretend you didn’t know you were going to cause them some sort of trouble or pain. It’s cowardly.

— 1 day ago with 2 notes
#friends  #sure  #responsibility  #we're adults now guys  #come on 
brendan-i-am:

One of my favorite smells…

brendan-i-am:

One of my favorite smells…

(via emiisaurousrex)

— 1 day ago with 12202 notes
gatsbymovie:

“I’ve just heard the most shocking thing…”

gatsbymovie:

“I’ve just heard the most shocking thing…”

— 1 day ago with 563 notes